wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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oh my god. lmfao

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together. — (via larrystylinbuttsex)

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thebitchpudding:

have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like

image

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

rosaparking:

Me when his cock is huge and enticing

Lmao

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